Weather Channel

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The network nobody ever watches unless Mother Nature is about to kill them. That is when they find out that one of two things has happened:

1. The power was knocked out a while back rendering the Weather Channel unwatchable.

2. The Weather Channel has decided to sit around and tell stories about Hurricane Andrew again. "Man, Florida got its ass kicked back then, didn't it?," they will say. "Ha ha! Hey, good luck with that tornado/blizzard/hurricane/plague of blood you're having! Tell us how it turns out!"