Wall Street

From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.

Wall Street is the street a block over from Sesame Street. It is populated by greedy little puppets who teach young would-be financial moguls about such concepts as Credit Default Swaps, Subprime Mortgages, Short Selling, and Exchange-traded Derivatives.

For years the residents of Wall Street lived in relatively luxury, especially as compared to their neighbors on the lower-middle-class Sesame St. Then in Fall 2008 a pack of wild bears attacked Wall Street, leaving a trail of wrecked dream houses and strewn cotton stuffing in their wake. The US Government is currently considering a 700 billion dollar rescue package for the street.