UConn Territory

From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.

If ever you are driving through the frozen wasteland that is Canada only to find yourself in what appears to be miles and miles of perfectly manicured suburban land, relax, you're not in the Twilight Zone. You've stumbled upon Canada's UCONN TERRITORY, short for UNIVERSAL CYLON OPERATIONS NETWORK, NORTHERN TERRITORY. This land was given to the Cylons by King Friday XIII in recognition of their evil deeds. As Cylons, the "people" you see have no need of special protection from the cold and ice. They are actually humanoid robots practicing for life among humans in preparation for eventual planetary takeover. So just relax. Well, maybe worry, just a bit.

UConn Territory's athletic nickname is the Huskies. The territory's military governor is Dick Vitale.