TV Guide Channel

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The TV Guide Channel is what people in the business refer to as a "One-Two Punch". The first punch is an assault on the senses by annoying hosts who were exiled from E! Television to pay for Tara Reid's salary, and more important, insurance.

The second punch is a cheap shot to your gut when you look at some 500 odd channels and realize that nothing is, in fact, on.

But wait! Maybe if you just sit there, and keep watching it, you'll catch something you'll want to see that you missed. Just keep watching...keep watching...as the channel makes money off your patronage, and Joan Rivers slowly infirms herself in your subconcious. That's what those in the industry like to call a "headlok".