President Jed Bartlett
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The Ballad of President Jed Bartlett
- Come and listen to the story 'bout a man named Jed
- Poor economist, barely kept his family fed
- Then one day he was shootin' at some food
- When up from the ground came a bubblin' crude
- Oil that is. Black Gold. Texas Tea.
- Next thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire
- His kin folk said, "Jed, move away from here!"
- They said, "The nation's capitol is where you oughta be!"
- So he loaded up the truck and they moved to D.C.
- The Hill that is. Reflecting Pools. TV Stars.
