March Madness
From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.
March Madness is an immense soap opera/basketball game held by CBS each March, mainly to give the stars of their regular programming a month off. Starting around St. Patrick's Day, the network's sports analysts travel to colleges across America, broadcasting One on One games between drunken Greeks and undersized Nerds nonstop. The action lasts for nearly a month, or until the CBS stars return from their breaks.
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March Madness Trivia
- In Canada's UConn Territory, March Madness is considered an annual holiday.
- CBS claims that its March Madness games are held as part of a tournament, but in fact no real tournament exists.
- CBS and its partners at the NCAA have trademarked over 1000 slogans, acronyms and sayings associated with March Madness. Despite this, at least one used car lot in your neighborhood will be holding its annual "March Madness" sale around this time. In addition, IKEA always holds a big "March Madness" sale on brackets.
- Illegal gambling rises over 1000% during March Madness, for no discernible reason.
