MSNBC

From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.

MSNBC is believed to be one of the news network thingies, located on your cable system in the high 800s, above the Swedish Ping-Pong Network and Crack Ho TV. No living person is known to have ever watched MSNBC; a raving lunatic once collapsed in the middle of Warren Littlefield's office, screaming "I have seen the future, and it involves Keith Olbermann somehow!" The man then died, a victim of toxic sarcasm.

MSNBC's morning program features a brokeback style cowboy who looks like 20 miles of bad road named Don Imus. Imus is also known as the first VJ on VJ-1 giving him the distinction of being annoying to music fans and news junkies in multiple decades.

When asked what MSNBC stood for, an official said, "Not very bloody much."