Jay Leno

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Jay Leno hosts The Tonight Show on NBC, where he succeeded the much-beloved Johnny Carson. In recent years, the rest of his body has expanded in an attempt to become proportional relative to his massive, awe-inspiring chin. Unconfirmed reports suggest that once upon a time, he was actually funny.

Jay Leno currently plans to retire from The Tonight Show in 2008, whereupon he will enter a life of seclusion in a hilltop Hollywood mansion made entirely of Doritos and antique automobiles. Upon his death, he will be entombed there with a squadron of second-rate television writers and any surviving members of The Dancing Itos.