I Watch a Lot of Sports

From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.

I Watch a Lot of Sports is ESPN's 3rd highest rated program, behind only World's Strongest Man and poker. The entire show is similar in concept to reality television, consisting of highly-paid ESPN "reporters" watching sporting events on the hundreds of television sets littered about the ESPN studio. On occasion, one of the reporters will get up and give an impassioned but highly inaccurate and ill-informed opinion about one of the many games in progress. This usually leads to other reporters shouting out their finely crafted catch phrases. Eventually, the studio quiets down until the next reporter gives his speech, which starts the cycle over again.

Portions of I Watch a Lot of Sports are edited down into such popular shows as SportsCenter, Cold Pizza, Pardon the Interruption and Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith.

Phrases Often Heard On I Watch a Lot of Sports

• NASCAR isn't really a sport, it doesn't have any women cheerleaders.
• The New York Yankees are the best team in Major League Baseball.
• No, the Boston Red Sox are baseball's best team.
• (Insert name of randomly chosen athlete) is the best athlete ever, in any sport.
• Chris Berman wants another beer!
• Any sport with women isn't really a sport.
• Any sport without women cheerleaders isn't really a sport.
• Chris Berman just ate the last slice of pizza!
• The officials are horrible, they don't know what they're doing.
• (Randomly chosen game from the 1950s) was the greatest game ever, in any sport.
• Athletes are not good role models, now where'd I put those pills?
• Look out, Chris Berman's on another rampage!