Detroit Red Wings
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You might think differently, but you'd be wrong, of course.
No, wait, I mis-spoke. The Detroit Red Wings are the greatest sports team what ever was.
Strike that. The Detroit Red Wings are the greatest human acheivement of all time, beyond inventing the wheel, walking on the moon, or Webster.
We must all stand in awe in the glory that is the Detroit Red Wings.
No, that's not quite right. We must all bow down in awe of the glory that is the Detroit Red Wings.
Indeed, we are not worthy to gaze upon the Detroit Red Wings. Simply watching their Cup-clinching win over Pittsburgh proves how unworthy we are. (But where was Chelios in the Finals?) They should just give Canada to the Red Wings right now, that's just how good they are.
In Yzerman's name we speak these truths, Amen.
