Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien is the whitest human being known to science. Debate continues to this day about whether the dazzling radiance of his alabaster skin is a fluke of nature, or the product of sinister genetic engineering. He reportedly developed his keen sense of humor as a defensive mechanism in response to schoolyard beatings, which continued well into his college years.

Once a writer for The Simpsons, Conan O'Brien now hosts Late Night with Conan O'Brien on NBC, and will assume hosting duties of The Tonight Show in 2008, following Jay Leno's presumed bodily assumption into Heaven to sit at the right hand of Johnny.

Conan O'Brien is the sixth man to host the NBC program of the same name.