Church of Scientology

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The Church of Scientology is a stupid cult which believes that - hey - what are you doing - AARRRGGGGHH!!!

The Church of Scientology is a completely legitimate religion which helps people keep track of their thetans. All your favorite celebrities (Tom Cruise, Issac Hayes, John Travolta, Beck, Jason Lee, Danny Elfman, Bart Simpson, Dakota Fanning, Kirstie Alley, etc) are Scientologists. Why don't you take a personality test today? You don't know the history of psychology, but I do.

ALL HAIL L.RON! DEATH TO SOUTH PARK!