Asia
From TeeVeePedia, the Internet TV Encyclopedia.
Asia is a continent that begins and ends with the letter A. It is home to many japanese schoolgirls, lizards wearing Nike high-tops and dunking, and Nintendo.
In 1984, every Asian citizen also lent their voices to African debt relief. After releasing the single "We're Sending Our Love Down The Nile" and performing a duet with U2 at the Live Aid concert in July 1985, they found that they could actually perform well as a 1000+ member band and released several more singles, including "Heat of the Moment" and "Don't Cry." Their recording status ended, however, when the entity known as grunge sent them a letter asking them to move back into the place where they lived.
Currently, Asia is full of citizens who dress up like Marilyn Manson and haunt old houses; one particular incident in 2004 almost claimed the life of the Sarah Michelle Gellar-bot.
